James Altucher always has something interesting to say. (I think he'd like that compliment.) Here are some letters he wrote to Google. The first starts:
Dear Google, I sort of want to have sex with you. Or I want you to be my father. Or my best friend. I don't know, I feel so nervous writing this letter.
Thanks James for teaching me that I always need to start with a hook. I need to practice this. Someday I'd like to write like you.