MONdog

Yes, I have a dog... joint custody anyway. Well, visitation rights. I've dubbed him MONdog becuase:
a) "MON" is an acronym for "Master of None",
b) his name is Montgomery Burns.

It all fits together. Don't worry, I still hate dogs in general, but I like MONdog. I have no choice, since he's inclined towards ripping out jugulars at the drop of a hat and I like my jugular right where it is.