This base jumping video is pretty sweet, but it's nothing next to my imminent Ultimate Stunt.

What's the Ultimate Stunt, you ask? It's simply this: I jump out of a plane into a tornado, fill up a sack of loot from the annihilated city below, and then get blown out of the tornado, fly through a ring of fire, pull my parachute, and land safely on a high voltage powerline -- during an earthquake -- to take a bow and receive congratulatory phone calls from President Bush and Matt Drudge, both of whom add prominent links to me from their websites. I've got everything all set, and I'm just waiting for a suitable tornado/earthquake combination to make the magic happen.



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