Companies are fleeing California in droves, but don't worry, the state is creating yet another government agency to study the matter!
Later this year, California will set up a new agency that will serve as a focal point for economic development and job creation, [Lieutenant Governor Gavin Newsom] said. Among its goals will be to reverse the perception that California is business-unfriendly.
Yeah, the real problem is the perception of unfriendliness, not actual unfriendliness! Those corporations are so dumb and misguided... I'm sure the new agency will set them straight.