President Obama says spousal abuse is a "private family matter" and the government should stay out of it.
Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that protects women's health and reproductive freedom, and affirms a fundamental principle: that government should not intrude on private family matters.
Sorry, I meant baby-killing. Beating your wife is obviously wrong. Killing babies is obviously acceptable.
And on this anniversary, I hope that we will recommit ourselves more broadly to ensuring that our daughters have the same rights, the same freedoms, and the same opportunities as our sons to fulfill their dreams.
Once they're out of the womb, anyway. Our sons and daughters that are still in the womb are just things to be disposed of at our convenience.
Oh wait, I'm wrong again! It's ok to murder your kids as long as you meant to do it before they left the womb.