By now everyone knows how to survive a zombie apocalypse as a human, but let's face it, it's much more likely that you'll be a cranium-munching zombie and not one of the few "lucky" humans. Hence the new book from John Austin:
"Pop culture has trained the human race that when the zombie virus strikes, we die," he told AOL News. "That said, most books cater to the humans."
Austin hopes to rectify that with a new book, "So Now You're a Zombie: A Handbook for the Newly Undead" (Chicago Review Press), a manual that explains everything a newly undead soul needs to hunt, fight and feed on the living.
He wrote the book out of a fit of compassion for folks who, through no fault of their own, are now tagged with the zombie label but have no idea of how to start procuring brains to consume.
"I thought to myself, 'Wouldn't it be nice, as a zombie, to have a guide with all the necessary skills?' " he said.
If I do get turned into a zombie humanity doesn't stand a chance!