Anyone who has watched Cops could predict Paris Hilton's defense of her cocaine possession:
The officer waited for the arrival of a female officer to assist in the search and they removed the “suspected bindle of cocaine,” and then Paris was read her Miranda rights. Paris told the officer that the purse was not hers, and that “she had borrowed it from a friend.”
That Ain't Mine!
Too bad we weren't watching a Tazed-And-Confused special edition instead.