Who could have thought that a married man dating three mistresses could run into trouble?
After finding out that the same Casanova had been courting them all simultaneously, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell and Therese Ziemann allegedly lured the man to a local motel room to seek revenge.
Police say Ziemann kicked off the plan, convincing the man to voluntarily agree to be bound and blindfolded with the promise of a massage.
But instead, police say, she cut off his underwear and sent a text message to the other women to enter the room.
District Attorney: Women Conspired to Allegedly Attack
"This wasn't a spur of the moment type of event in that all of the participants in the complaint and in the information provided were part and parcel of this plan," said Ken Krantz, the district attorney of Calumet County, Wis.
When the women came into the room, they allegedly attacked him and applied Krazy Glue to sensitive body parts.
Reports show that they asked the victim which woman he loved more, which one he wanted to grow old with, slapped him in the face and then said, "Can you handle that?"
The man was finally released after he started screaming, and police say the women fled with his cell phone, wallet and car.
Unfortunately for me, I know at least one man who could handle that.