I guess it's sad for the people involved, but... it's kinda funny to me. Two killed in swordfight.
A man died Monday, days after he was stabbed in a swordfight with the grandson of a woman who was also fatally stabbed when she tried to intervene in the fight, police said. ...
Rondeau and Adolf Stegbauer got into an argument at a home in the 5200 block of Raceway Road that escalated when one of the men grabbed a sword, prompting the other man to also brandish a sword.
Not the... uh... sharpest knives in the drawer.