I almost titled this post "Kids Are Dumb" but then I realized that nearly half of Americans would probably agree with the priorities of children under 10.
The poll of just under 1,500 youngsters ranked "God" as their tenth favourite thing in the world, with celebrity, "good looks" and being rich at one, two and three respectively. ...
Meanwhile "killing" and "wars" head the list of the "very worst things in the world", followed by drunks, bullies, illness, smoking, stealing, divorce and being fat. Dying is in tenth place. ...
The children who answered the survey would also put a stop to stealing, but wanted more holidays and more hospitals.
Sounds like the list was made by the Democrat Party! (Except for "divorce".) And what would happen if we put them in charge?
Asked what rules they would make if they were king or queen of the world, the number one response from the under-10s was to ban knives and guns.
They would also put a stop to fighting and killing, telling lies, drugs, bullying, drunks, and smoking.
Knives? Good luck cutting your tofurkey on
Thanksgiving Academy Awards night.