Maureen Dowd Needs an Aussie

Apparently Maureen Dowd is looking for an Australian man.

"If only they knew," she says. "When I was 20, I fell in love with an Australian hotel manager in Dublin called Rowan. After that, I wanted to emigrate to Australia but my parents made me go home instead.

"Now I'm here at last. And if they can take a strong, sassy, saucy woman, Australian men should please apply."

It sounds like the applicants are right up her alley!

From: SSS

Comment: If she can answer this question I'll let her have me. How many blokes does it take to open a beer can? None. Maureen should of had it opened when she brought it to me. She better be able to cook and clean also.

(HT: James Taranto.)