Every time it rains in Los Angeles a dozen or more cliff houses tumble into the ocean... and yet people keep building them. Duh. But here's a cliff habitat with a sturdier foundation I think I'd really enjoy!

My wife says she'd be afraid getting eaten by a shark.
(HT: Reader JV.)
Update:
In response to a reader query, no, my nickname is not "Shark".









Looks like it would be just as susceptible to damage from erosion and changes in the size/shape of the cliff as traditional cliff houses.