Here I am behind the curve on just about every internet joke, but whatever, I have a blog so I can post what I want when it's new to me. That said, here's the Top Thirty Facts About Chuck Norris.

My favorites:
- Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
- Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
- In 1959 Stephen Hawking became the first and only person to outsmart Chuck Norris. He learned his lesson.
- If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
- Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
- Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.

(HT: Mike and Monkeyfilter.)

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