Monkeys a "Security Threat"

The funniest thing about India is that the country is becoming overwhelmed with monkeys.

Delhi suffers from a serious monkey menace, with scores of animals seen across the city, particularly near top government offices.

'Security threat'

The monkeys who have moved into residential areas and official enclaves due to Delhi's shrinking forests, are said to have become a 'security threat'.

Last year, the ministry of defence found some of its top secret documents scattered all over the place one morning.

It was blamed on the many rhesus monkeys which flock around the colonial-era building.

The obvious solution? More monkeys.

The presidential palace too has been targeted and staff [there] have been forced to employ a dark-faced langur monkey to scare away the rhesus monkeys.

I've got a better idea: train the monkeys to staff technical support call centers! Everyone wins!*

*(Customers not included)