In a just world, Albert Garcia Jr. would have to eat a Big Mac stuffed full of glass as punishment for this heinous crime.
When a police officer visited the McDonald's in the Bronx he asked for the usual -- a Big Mac.
What he didn't realize is that the worker who prepared his dinner Saturday night allegedly added shattered bits of glass to his meal.
After biting into the sandwich, the officer quickly realized something was cutting his mouth and throat. He examined the burger and found bits of glass embedded in it, police said. ...
The worker, Albert Garcia Jr., 18, was charged with assault in the first degree, criminal possession of a weapon and reckless endangerment, police said.
In my book, that's attempted murder.