I hate urinals; I never use them. I'll always use a stall (standing up) unless it's some sort of emergency, and in that case I'll just cut out the middle man and piss right on a tree or rock or wall or something. Urinals are gross and primitive; uncivilized. That said, there's quite a bit of etiquette involved in using a urinal, particularly if there are other men already in the midst of doing their business. Here's a handy urinal tutorial to teach you the basics; it may be of particular interest to women, who probably don't have a great deal of experience pissing into a trough.
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The only problem with with people standing at the stalls is the jackhole's who don't take the time to lift the seat and pee on it, that would be far more primative than the urinal.
Of course you have the individual urinals and the giant trough-urinals (ala a stadiums). Those ones are really creepy cause people get too close to you, of course it is a good time for a festive game of urinal cake hockey.
Oh not to mention the water conservation issues. But waste away, makes my job more profitable.
Pissing into troughs sounds so much fun, though.
Felt the need to include the "standing up", eh? Hehe...
CC: I guess I did! Peeing sitting down is for women.
> Peeing sitting down is for women.
Except when hung over, in which case men get special dispensation.
I had to go 2 weeks peeing sitting down after surgery...I felt so emasculated.
I had to pee sitting down after knee surgery. I wasn't allowed to leave untill I could move to the bathroom under my own power and pee, then I wasn't allowed to flush they ahd to ensure that I had pee-ed.