You won't believe the type of nonsense that idiots who take pride in saying "I don't know much about computers!" will type into a search engine. Hello people, Google is not a freaking concierge or a philosopher; it can't understand complex sentences and it doesn't want to hear your life story. Half the hits to my site come from morons who submit queries like "tell me about John Kerry's first marriage" and "what is the funniest joke ever?". Get a clue.

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SS said:

Having a rough day, Michael?

Mine seem to come from people stringing together every sex act imaginable. These people are SERIOUS porn freaks. It makes me concerned for society. I mean at least yours are just dumb.

SS: Nah, just amused. Makes me confident in my earning potential, however.

WSK: I get those too, possibly worse than yours considering some of posts on intellectual property and child porn. I just didn't want to attract more of those hits by sticking all the key words on my front page :)

Wacky Hermit said:

At my blog Organic Baby Farm, I get the kind of searches you would expect, for organic baby products and organic farms. But I also get searches on just the string "baby farm", which disturbs me. I use the phrase as a joke because I'm raising a bunch of kids "from the ground up", but I didn't think anyone would go looking for a real baby farm. Either these searchers are people who think babies are grown in cabbages, or people looking for something more sinister.

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