You won't believe the type of nonsense that idiots who take pride in saying "I don't know much about computers!" will type into a search engine. Hello people, Google is not a freaking concierge or a philosopher; it can't understand complex sentences and it doesn't want to hear your life story. Half the hits to my site come from morons who submit queries like "tell me about John Kerry's first marriage" and "what is the funniest joke ever?". Get a clue.