(Not to scale.)
Got the Christmas tree all set up, with a little help; the lights are burning bright; the stockings are hung over the fireplace -- such as it is -- and It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Like Kwanzaa! I mean Christmas! Hope you have a merry one, and remember what it's all about: cute chicks dressed like elves. I mean Jesus!
(HT: Appropriately enough, Sinfest.)