Thanksgiving 2004

I'm thankful that Michael Moore has a higher chance of exploding on Thanksgiving. Dude. Imagine how much he eats on a regular day, much less a day designated for eating. You know that shortage of turkeys? Mmmhmm. Yep. You got it.

I think it's pretty low to hope for a person to "explode". Every time I see or hear someone on the right get all sanctimonious about morality, I think of comments like yours.

There are many people with whom I strongly disagree... but I don't wish hardship (or death) upon them.

I don't listen to the bomb-throwing of Michael Moore. I also don't listen to other bomb-throwers... whether they're on the left or the right.

Gosh. After reading your comment, I have repented of my ways. You're right, I'm such an evil person.

I guess in a battle of wishes I would rather face you because you wouldn't wish bad things on me. Maybe like attack butterflies or something of the sort.

Your childish smarm notwithstanding...

It's one thing to wish bad things upon someone who wants to or has harmed you or someone close to you..

.. and another to wish bad things upon someone who's views on life and current events is the exact opposite of yours.

If you don't see the difference, then it's you who has the problem... and not Michael Moore.

Mark: Now I know what to get you for Christmas--a sense of humor.

Come on. Lighten up! ;)

Thanks, but I already have one. It's just one that doesn't find what you said very funny.

On the flip side, there are probably things I think are funny that you don't.

That's so deep. Burn!