Apparently now only the spammers can comment on my site. Fantastic. I disabled comments by invalidating a few fields, but the spammers are somehow accessing the databases more directly and bypassing the security code altogether. This makes me sad.
You screw up my site,
While my readers pour out tears.
I hate you, spammer.
Thanks for the offer,
But I don't play 'net poker --
Poke your eyes instead.
Oh comment spammer:
Your wee-wee is so tiny,
Use your drug yourself.
Wow. That is the most bodaciously RAD haiku ever written by a Bruin.