I feel like I neglected my blogger's duty by not watching President Bush speach live tonight... I TiVoed it. And I'll watch it later. Probably. I've read all the comments around the 'sphere by now though, so there won't be any surprises. Anyway, I have to get to bed soon because tomorrow night I have a not-a-date with this girl who should be totally into me but is apparently a bit reluctant. What's that about? I'm practically perfect in every way. She just doesn't realize it yet.

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vaildog said:

Make sure you don't tell her you think it's ok to torture animals!

heather said:

...and oh so humble. ;-)

SteveF said:
I'm practically perfect in every way.

Well, there's your problem. Modern American women demand utter perfection and doglike devotion in the American men they deign to grace with their presence.

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