Ever feel like you just don't fit in? Why don't the girls like you? How come you're always picked last for everything? Why does everyone stop talking when you enter the room? Why does your mom spit in your breakfast every morning? Maybe it's because you're still using 20th century punctuation!
The future is now, my friend. For example, check out a writing sample from blogosphere cool-kid Steven Den Beste and trench-coat mafia reject David Theroux; DT in red, SDB in blue.
Thanks for your note.
Since you regularly and critically address public policy issues, including foreign policy, we thought that you might be interested in some of our articles.
If not, we will not send them to you.
Just let me know.
As for "link slutting," sending you a personal note about a new article hardly fits.
That would be "not".
Notice how Mr. Thorax puts his comma inside the quotes! I know, ridiculous. That's so 1990s. It's no wonder SDB didn't link to such plebeian drivel.
Review your notes -- there will be a test. Class dismissed.