Murdoc casts the 9/11 Commission hearings as a baseball game, but misses the well-known established fact that politics is already vastly more entertaining that baseball. I'd be more impressed by an attempt to sex-up baseball by stuffing it into a metaphor of political intrigue!

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Kyle Haight said:

Very true. I've said many times that the part of my brain that most men fill up with sports statistics is in my case filled with equivalent political trivia. I couldn't tell you what an "Earned Run Average" is, but I remember which presidential candidates were elected after being defeated in prior runs. And so on.

Dumb sports guy said:

You are a pompous asshole. Your site is lame. A girl I know just sent it to me. Man, what a loser you are, and the same goes for the fag who just posted the stuff about ERA's.

Go on and bash me about how I don't know who Bob Dole's running mate was in 1996 or whatever it is you will say. Actually have a blast, because tomorrow, my day will be a hell of alot more exciting than yours.

Have fun boys.

DSG: I guess humor is lost on the true believers.

Petra said:

Kyle,
Are you single? Can I dump my fiance and run away with you? From September to January, EVERY Sunday is spent in front of a television. Don't get me wrong, I like most sports but football from noon or one until ten or eleven at night and then another game on Monday is too much for me! And any other time when I want to have "intellectually stimulating conversation" about differing opinions we may have on a subject, he calls it arguing. Why am I with him? Well, I do love him. But also because most other guys around here are exactly the same way he is.

P: What's funny to me is how much time and energy women often devote to pretending to enjoy sports.

Petra said:

Sometimes it's the only way we can spend anytime with our man. I will give my fiance credit for trying to explain football to me better (and succeeding - for the most part) than any of my previous boyfriends.

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