Yet more reasons to avoid public transportation -- aside from excruciating inconvenience, filth, and free-range crazies.

WASHINGTON (AP) - Terrorists might try to bomb buses and rail lines in major U.S. cities this summer, according to a government bulletin issued to law enforcement officials nationwide.
I think we should ask ourselves, why do they hate mass transit? Because buses and trains reduce oil revenue for their sponsor states? Because the terrorists are jealous of America's vast public transportation network? Whatever the answer is, we should make efforts to expand private transportation options and reduce our dependency on public transportation. It's for the children.

2 Comments

Justin Katz said:

No, no, no. Free-range crazies are one of the benefits of public transportation. How else would one manage to spend six hours sitting next to somebody just released from a New Jersey prison on his way back home in mid-Pennsylvania?

rick said:

If I was a terrorist I'd love mass transit. Heck and darn, these americans are HARD to kill one at a time in their cars. If I was a terrorist, I'd be SO upset that I couldn't design and build a weapons system that could take out a bunch of americans all at once in a stadium or a mall. Shoot, I'd probably be so angry I'd wanna blow myself up or something. Grrr.

"Mass transit - More Bang for the Buck"

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