I'm going to be out most of today.
Booooo! ... Traitor! ...
Calm down. C'mon, it's Friday, everyone goes home from work early so blog traffic is down; what's the big deal?
Ok, well if you're so bored that you clamor for this drivel, go watch some of Evan Coyne Maloney's videos. They'll shock and amaze you! Or at least remind you what this election is really about.
Then you can go read SDB's brief explanation of Israel's long-term plan, which is excellent except that (nitpick!) he doesn't mention that Lebanon isn't really a functioning democracy, but rather a Syrian client state.
After that you can read about today in history and get your education on.
Speaking of education, Virginia Postrel explains how teachers unions have compressed wages and ruined public education.
If you've still got time to kill, read a random Wikipedia page. More fun than flipping a coin!
What, you're still here? Well than scroll down a bit and read about Africa or artificial intelligence or how to get all the cool kids to like you. (Hint: don't be yourself!)