I don't normally take internet tests, but this one seemed rather important.

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Whew -- I'm relieved! No real surprise though, considering that I'm practically perfect in every way. Actually, it looks like I narrowly escaped the Malebolge, which doesn't sound like a very fun place to be.

(Via Elephant Rants.)

10 Comments

Barry said:

I took the test and apparently will be sent to Purgatory as well. Hooray! Perhaps we'll meet each other there someday, Michael ;)

I thought the questions were interesting, although I kept waiting for:

"If you are female, have you ever worn makeup? Or a neckline below your chin?" Or showed an ankle in public? Or spoken to a man without being spoken to first?"

"If you are a man, does your wife have dinner waiting for you when you get home?"

I am down on the second level - lust is doing me in. As my Japanese friend would say "Mitch loves ze women..."

DM: Yeah, good thing I lied on those questions!

"Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here."

Here's my levels, in order:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Very High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

I am a lawyer wannabe, after all... I'm sorry I didn't get wrath. I love the misery of my enemies, and spend a good deal of time plotting/fantasizing about inflicting suffering on them.

hln said:

See you in purgatory!

hln

Mollbot said:

I am also sentenced to Purgatory... my buddy got sent to the City of Dis though... he's a Taoist.

Nicholas said:

Purgatory for me as well. I'm a little surprised, actually, given some of my answers. Maybe I've been playing it too safe all these years-- I wonder what else I could be getting away with...

Charon said:

Cool.
I tested very low for purgatory. Got extreme for Fifth, very high for sixth, seventh, eighth and ninth. Moderate for fourth. Low for second and third...

javed said:

hmmm...
interesting. there's a lot of nice ppl out there apparently. i got sent to the seventh level. these are my levels:


Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
Level 7 Violent Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

i don't think i'm that bad...am i? hmm....
makes ya wonder doesn't it.

Jen said:

I tested very low 4 purgatory and low 4 limbo so i guess im just destined 2 be in hell. Ill be in there with all the other lustful people.

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