Would you rather:
1. Write the greatest novel ever but only have it read and understood by 1000 people, or write a decent novel enjoyed by millions?
2. Speak with God for one minute, or add a year to your life?
3. Get a ticket every single time you broke a traffic law, or never get police attention even when in dire need?
4. Be the world's greatest linguist, or the world's greatest mathematician?
5. Be a ninja master, or a pirate captain?
I'd rather speak to God. But, what question should I ask?
Hey, you gotta answer all 5 questions!
As for what to ask God... well, that's a tough one.
1-a
2-a
3-b
4-a
5-a
Those were pretty easy ones. Come up with something harder!
And who said you would have to ask God any questions?
1) This one I'm still stuck on. Leaning towards the second answer...
2) Talk to God. I'd ask him for ten years extra.
3) First one, don't violate traffic laws all that often.
4) Definitely mathematician.
5) Pirate Captain. Arrr.
First answers down the line. I'm planning on writing a great novel someday that will be elitist. I like talking to God. I wouldn't mind getting tickets. Linguists are amazing. I am an awesome ninja. I strike fear into the hearts of men.
1) Big numbers, like Tom Clancy and Stephen King.
2) Talk to God...actually I already do that; I should probably shut up and listen without interrupting for one minute.
3) We pirates don't want tickets and seldom need police.
4) Polyglot
5) Avast there, ye lubbers!
1) Bringing enjoyment to millions versus feeling superior because I wrote the greatest novel ever? I vote for bringing enjoyment to millions.
2) Speak with God, that one was too easy. I don't want more years, I'm sick of the sin battle already (only 30 years old)
3) Get a ticket every time, police are too much help and what if?
4) Can't see great gain in either one. I guess linguist since I'm already super left brained, linguist would be fun to see the other side.
5) You can be a ninja master anywhere, you can only be a pirate captain on a boat. Ninja.
Fabulous set of questions Michael!
1) Write the greatest novel ever and have it understood only by 1000 people. I don't like my literary works pre-digested for me. I like to have to work at understanding things.
2)Definitely speak with God for one minute (although I would like to think I would remain silent and use that minute to listen to him speak to me)
3)Never get police attention even when in dire need. Do the math...there's not enough of them anyway. I'm used to defending myself.
4)I'd rather be the world's greatest linguist. Mathematics is rooted only in this world. As a linguist, I would be the most adept at helping to spread God's love to the world.
5)A ninja master. '...everybody was kung fu fighting...' (Love that song. What can I say. I'm a product of the 80's)
This is so easy. The answer to all is "none of the above".
aaaab. eazzy.
I threw #5 in for Candace, so I'm glad she took the baity, matey.
1. I'd rather write a decent novel read by millions. Oh. And I'd make it funny, too.
2. Give me a minute with God.
3. Fly so far under the radar I'd never get found.
4. Linguist, definitely. Math makes my brain hurt.
5. Yes. Or Xena Warrior Princess. Or Wonder Woman. Or Batgirl. Yeah. Batgirl. Kicks ass. Cool motorcycle.
1. Write the greatest novel ever and have it read and understood by 1000 people.
2. Speak with God for one minute.
3. Never get police attention even when in dire need.
4. The world's greatest mathematician. (I think I have to pick that one, since I am a math major :-)
5. Pirate captain.