If you've ever read a checkout-line magazine, you already know all the dating tips in existence. There's only 5 or 6, then they start repeating themselves. Nevertheless, every one of us knows that as soon as the words "Dating Tips For ..." pass before our eyes, we're hooked. Like a train wreck, or a car crash, or a dozen midgets tied spread-eagle to the hubcaps of a tractor-trailer, you just can't turn away. Maybe this list will have a new secret that'll hook me up!
Maybe!
- Dating Tips for Men, by a man.
- Dating Tips for Women, by a man.
- Dating Tips for Women, by a woman.
- Someone send me dating tips for men, by a woman, and we'll be done.
You had me at a dozen midgets tied spread-eagle to the hubcaps of a tractor-trailer.
"Of tight, short, and low-cut, pick one of three. Sexy is good. Slutty is bad."
Seems a tad judgmental. Certainly, two out of three is within the bounds of good taste.
My favourite dating tip is still one I read in Details. This is a dating tip for men in a men's mag: touch your date's silverware, adjust it.
I read this years ago, so that's just the gist of it. But I do remember reading it and mentally saying, "What the...?" Touch her silverware? Rearrange it? This is the dating advice men's mags are giving out? Apparently it was supposed to be some sort of intimate gesture.
Anyone touches my silverware and the fork becomes a weopon. I'm just saying! :)
Oh, and then there was the book a friend brought to a girls vacation/reunion. It was a book written by gay men for women on how to make a man happy.
The only dating tip I think anyone needs is give up until you can get yourself on extreme makeover or queer eye.