Check out Wikipedia's list of Latin phrases, a bene placito! You're certain to find a Latin phrase to fit just about any situation:
-- Get a speeding ticket? Dura lex, sed lex! The law is harsh, but it is the law.
-- Honey, do you know where we are? Terra incognita! Unknown land!
-- Hey beautiful baby, how's it going? Noli me tangere. Touch me not.
-- Afraid of dogs? Cave canem. Beware of the dog.
-- Can't quit blogging even though it's 2am? Cacoethes scribendi. An insatiable urge to write.
And because I'm so generous, you'll each get to enjoy a random Latin phrase every time you visit Master of None during the daylight hours -- just look near the top of the page. (There are enough special treats for the night-owls already.)
that's not very subtle, michael! :)
Or maybe you're just too darn smart.
Ddon't forget the name of my blog. If someone complains to you about something you think is too damned bad, tell them, "that's just damnum absque injuria."
Oh excellent, I wondered what your blog title meant. I'll add it to the motto cycle.