WIDE MOUTH CANS: Is it just me, or do these new-fangled wide mouth soda cans splatter a lot more soda on your hand when you open them than the old narrow mouth cans did?
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It is true!
It is still true!
Seriously! I am sick and tired of everything around me be covered in Diet Mt. Dew splatters! There is no way to avoid it! It doesn't matter how freakin' carefully you open your can of soda, anything within three feet is going to get little splatters all over it. Everything around me has been hit at one time or another. My phone, mouse, keyboard. Even my LCD screen! And God help you if you don't drink diet soda, cause you're be sticky from head to toe by the end of the day!
Pepsi - get it through your thick skulls. Your cheap marketing tactic didn't work. Nobody is buying more soda because they have bigger openings in them. No, all Mt. Dew drinkers are not *extreme* sports fans. Bring back the REGULAR FREAKIN' CANS!